Sunday, August 27, 2006
BS Prostitution
UNIVERSITY OF THE PHLIPPNES
School of Human Erection and Titillation (SHET)
--under the Lagoon
Undergraduate Courses offered:
BS Prostitution
Major in Insertion (exclusive for males)
Major in Holing (exclusive for females)
Major in Oral Arts
Major in Fore Arts
BS Prostitution Management
Major in Child Trafficking
Major in Prostitute Traficking
Major in Drugging
BA Psychohedonism
BA Philohedonism
Sample CURRICULUM for a BS Prostitution Major
Students to be admitted by the institution will have to take the following subjects:
PROSTI 10 Introduction to Prostitution
PROSTI 11 Human Sexual Antomy
PROSTI 12 Prostitution for the Professionals
PROSTI 13 Bases of Prostitution
PROSTI 20 Ancient Prostitution
PROSTI 21 Modern Prostitution
PROSTI 22 Prostitution thorugh the Ages
PROSTI 101 Intra-Prostitution
PROSTI 102 Inter-Prostitution
PROSTI 103 Hetero-Prostitution
PROSTI 104 Homo-Prostitution
150 Series: Prostitutional Bathroom Etiquette
PROSTI 150 Intro to Bathroom Etiquette
PROSTI 151 Bathroom Intensity
PROSTI 152 Bathroom Philosophy
PROSTI 153 Bathroom Practicum
160 Series: Prostitutional Bedroom Etiquette
PROSTI 160 Intro to Bedroom Etiquette
PROSTI 161 Bedroom Intensity
PROSTI 162 Bedroom Philosophy
PROSTI 163 Bedroom Practicum
170 Series: Prostitutional Public Places Etiquette
PROSTI 170 Intro to Public Places Etiquette
PROSTI 171 Public Places Intensity
PROSTI 172 Public Places Philosophy
PROSTI 173 Public Display of Affection (PDA)
PROSTI 174 Public Display of Sex (PDS)
PROSTI 175 Public Places Practicum
PROSTI 198--Prostitution Practicum:
150 hours of night Prostitution
50 hours of morning prostitution
PROSTI 199--Research
PROSTI 200--Undergraduate Thesis
SHET Prosti CWTS--MTWThF/ 12:00 Midnight/ at Quezon Cirlce
in adddition to these, students should take the follwing subjects
4 (GE) Arts and Humanities
3 (GE) Math, Science and Technology
8 (Social Sciences and Philosophy)
Pornography 100.1 Pornography
Pornography 100.2 Pornonography (LAB)
Lubricants 10 Organinc Lubrication
Lubricants 11 Inorganic Lubrication
Complete 15 units on any of the following
Marijuana 10 Marijuana Politics
Marijuana 11 Marijuana for Pleasure
Ecstasy 10 Ecstacy Politics
Ecstacy 11 Ecstacy for Pleasure
Vicodin 10 Vicodin Politics
Vicodin 11 Vicodin for Pleasure
Shabu 10 Shabu Politics
Shabu 11 Shabu for pleasure
Rugby 10 Intro to Rugby
Rugby 11 Oral Rugby
Rugby 12 Fore Rugby
Rugby 13 Anal-itic Rugby
AYAN hahahahaha! astig diba
SERIOUSLY: concerned lang ako na bakit ang daming prostitutes sa bansa. Di pa rin ako naniniwala na ok lang ang prostituion kahit na awayin pa ako ng mga post-modern thinkers hahahha (conservative 'to tol)
Alam ko na may makikipag-argue na dapat i-llegalize ang prostitution, pero kung ganun bakit di na lang gawin talaga na may course sa prostitution, at least professional sila.
Bilang Pilipino at isang Katoliko ano nga ba ang dapat kung gawin? Di ko alam. Basta hahanapin ko pa hhehehehe
disclaimer: Everything here is FICTITIOUS,
Mahal kong UP pahiram lang po ng logo (di ko ginamit yung name ng UNIV.!)
(except for the fact that there is a POSSIBILITY for this to actually exist)
Thursday, August 24, 2006
darft! D-A-R-F-T
2. Nagdefer na kao sa DESBSOC, nawala na kasi passion ko 4 debating or di lang talaga ako magaling ahaha--pumuli ka na lang
Sunday, August 20, 2006
C is for chocolates

mouth-watering reese's--ka-adik!
A YM chat just reminded me of my all-time-second-favorite chocolate in the world (next to snickers classic at least).
I'm not a chocloate fanatic, i can barely finish a cup pf reese's what more a bar of snickers. I just wasn't born with a sweet tooth. But still, giving you my top 7 all-time favorite chocloates is still interesting i suppose. Do i even have the right to have an all-time favorite chocolate list despite my not having a sweet tooth?7. Other Meiji choclates- simply because my dad always brought these chocolates from Japan whenever he had office work there when i was still a kid (pero syempre available na 'to in all leading supermarkets nationwide hehehe).
Anyway ayan na yun... Hope you salivate (yak!) hehehe
Monday, August 14, 2006
A Con of boarding
ACADS:
*Midterms for me are not until next week so study time is extended
*I got 2 term papers in line--one on spongebob and another
on spongebob-watchers
*is CAL going to really airconditn our lib?--COOL!
UPSCA:
*Just had our talents night wherein i bribed the judges hehehehe
*atended the HIMIG Reunion and UPSCA alumni just really know
how to sing. grabe
UPDS:
*Placed 4th in our first graded debate presented with the motion:
THBT kidnapping for ransom is a legitimate negotiation tool in the
mioddle east
*Attended the funfest yesterday wherein i made a "scene" shame! shame!
*Second graded debate on Wednesday(Socio-legal matters).
August is plainly the challenge of this sem.
Byers!
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Hecks Hezbollahs, and Hamas
I just came home from my new boarding house. Astig diba? "Nag-bo-board" na ako. ehhehehe
Participated in 3 tambay debates last night up to 9 pm and i sucked big time. My standings were like 3rd to last. Heck how am i gonna pass?
Met up with an orgmate and introduced me to Alice's carinderia or sometin in Krus na Ligas where we ate (fried chix, mongo and rice) before i went back to the boarding house. All my roomates were out so i basically was home alone.
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Saturday AM
Now I am reviewing matter for our first graded debate on wednesday--talk about Hezbollahs and Hamas. Hope to get a high grade or to simply just pass.
Ayan, kapagod, magisa lang ako sa boarding house kagabi at kanina kasi umuwi na sila. Trafik pa sa UP dahil sa UPCAT.
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Sunday, July 30, 2006
Sunday
Tapos na CSI season 6 sa Pinas, kelan kaya season 7?
Sana pumasa ako sa test ko sa NATSCI 1 kahit di pa ako nag-aaral kasi tinatamad ako.
Hay, sana ma-save ko pa ang latin ko dahil bumagsak ako sa quiz (actuallt 0 nga e heeheh!) @ BAD!
2 beses pa lang ako tumatambay sa Debsoc pero naka 11 hours na ko. Adik! Kahapon nga buong araw e. Nakakatakot at nakakakaba.
3 tambay debate pa lang ang nagagawa ko at di ko alam kung ok ba o hindi ang aking "individual" performance pero as a group ay dalwang beses na kaming Nag-second (British parliamentary) at isang beses na nanalo sa debate (Asian).
Opposition pa lang ang nasubukan ko:
1st: Oppositon Whip
2nd: Member of the Oppositon
3rd: 2nd speaker of the Opposition (asian)
Kinakabahan na akong ma-try ang Government roles at malapit na ang frist graded debate namin.
Sana makapsok ako sa DEBSOC
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Buddy bidding
In the bidding, our strategy was to establish a big increment in the bid. So after a 500 bid we raised it automatically to 2 grand. Wala nang kumagat--not sure if it was a good thing or not. Any ways, Kuya Louie is our new buddy. At least ours was one of the cheapest bids. bargain daw.
What was frustrating was that i didn't know that a mem ate who was my dream buddy (more of a fantasy buddy ehehhe)" was up for bids. Sayang! I didn't realize (kasi naman) that nicknames are not always obvious in people's names.
So that's that.
We have our buddy.
We're going to train. Now its up to us to get inducted as org members--meaning readings and mirror practice Hope so we do
Nakhabol pa pala kami sa friday activity ng UPSCA: High School ang Theme

Thursday, July 13, 2006
Wrong Shoes
I totally forgot about the rain. So (without any hard thinking required) even before my sister and i reached the tricycle station in our village, my feet were already wet. I can't believe that i didn't even think about the fact that shorts and chucks on a rainy day is the worst get-up one could be in. With gravity and the storm againsts you, your shorts, and your chucks; your feet are in one major-wet threat.
So, i had no choice but to buy a pair of flip-flops in SC. But imagine, i had to wait an entire 3 hours of wet feet galore before i even changed into dry footwear. Yuck. I mean YACk! And to think that it was apps welcome both in UPSCA (where i'm a resident memeber if ya didn't notice) and UPDS wher I'm currently an applicant.
Fortunately they, my feet, dried up before I went to the UPDS's apps orientation.
Then I went home despite the raging sotrm and the harsh winds. Imagine me wobbling in quezon av's MRT sation's escalator because of the wind. If you just saw me. My umbrella even obtained a fracture. Poor umbrella.
Of coure my day had its happy moments prior to my blogging it. And the happiest part of my day was the fact that i went to 2 pakains! How lucky could i get. hehehe. Maybe I should sign up for more orgs to statisfy my tummy.
Any ways, i think i'll stay hungry forever.
Happy metabolism!
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Join UPSCA
Kakatapos lang ng 1st hell week ko sa acads. Nagsabay-sabay kasi ang reports ko sa majors.
Nagkasakit pa ako dahil sa hell-y weather kaya nagkaron ako ng multiple mouthsores. Ang maganda pa nito, mag-uulat ako sa susunod na araw.
Kaya tiniis ko ang sakit ng asin at maligamgam na tubig para ako'y makapagsalita.
UPDS (Deb Soc) apps orientation na sa July 12. Panibagong application process na naman para sakin. Sana kayanin ko.
UPSCA orientation rin sa july 12, yung mga gustong sumali diyan, JOIN UPSCA!
Ayan...
astig talaga relient K
Byers!
Sunday, July 02, 2006
Boarding house
Syempre, isa si Rafaela sa mga cast. Fairly good naman kahit hindi namin naumpisahan dahil kay (hulaan n
yo kung sino hahahaha). May komedi at drama at kakulitan. Kaya lang medyo gamit na ata ang style kaya sub nihil novum sub sole or there is nothing new under the sun.Pagkatapos, ay bumalik kami sa UP para mag-isaw sana subalit kami ay naubusan na. Kaya nag-SC na lang kami kung saan natikman nila edang nicosai at mervs ang RP5 na gulaman.
Matapos umalis ni RV aynag-MRT kaming sabay-sabay hanggang sa Taft avenue station. Dito ay tunumungong na si Edang sa LRT, samantalang kami naman ay nag-gulaman muli at nag-bus pauwi.

Kwentuhan, Kwentuhan, Kwentuhan...
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Bago pa man kami nanood ng musikal ni Rafa ay tumingin ako ng mga possbileng baording house sa Krus na Ligas na akin sanang titirahan. RP 1,100- RP1,200 per head ang aking nakita. Yung isa ay may mabait na landlady ngunit masikip na kwarto, yung isa naman ay maluwag ang kwarto ngunit masungit ang landlady. At yung isa ay may kasikipan subalit mabait naman ang landlady at mabait rin ang mga nag-bo-board kaya lang walang bakanti (balita ko aalis na daw yung isang boarder). Bagkus, wala ankong nakitang boarding house. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Syempre di alam ng nanay ko na naghahanap ako dahil di na ako naniniwala sa konsepto ng pamilya, mukhang nasobrahan na ata ako. Ngunit mahal ko ang pamilya ko, di ko lang gusto ang konsepto nito.
Ayan, bagsak ata ako sa test ko sa latin sana makabawi ako.
Paalam mga bata! Sa susunod muli!
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
subjects, oh subjects
I have no time for lunch, I have five subjects, and I have to stay at school from 8:30 am-7:00pm for my CWTS.
Subjects for this sem are like:
Theater 100 turned out to be a theory class ehich means 12 plays/books to read and 2 plays to critique (1 on-campus and 1 off- campus).
Line Dance is so silly. You dance moves that are so wierd. The hitchhike move, the karate kid move, and the macarena move. Yuck! But to see things in a positive light, it develops your memory because you have to memorize the steps in seconds. Someone told me it would get
harder by the level and since were only in the first, let's see what's next.
CWTS 1 CS Geol is like values education--ok.
I can't believe that my professor in Speech 115 (the former vice chancellor of UP Manila) is my orgmate--COOL! She asked us to look for 5 journals (critque all 5) on assigned topics for only a week. Internet journals are NOT allowed--NOT COOL!
Speech 111--ask me about the general rules of pronunciation and you'll surely be in awe that thousands of words are mispronounced in the Philippines, like "triangle" is accented on the second syllable and not on the first. Yup!
NatSci 1 is Natsci 1.
Speech 130 is picking up its pace on the discussion of ancient rhetoricians, starting with the great, the geek, Aristotle!
Latin is becoming harder and harder by the meeting. Good thing the prof is really not boring.
There go my subjects--plainly hard! Too bad people think that speech majors only speechify--so callow.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Speech Path VS Speech Comm
Tapos na ang first week ko bilang isang opisyal na sophomore. Medyo natatanaw ko na ang hirap ngayong unang semestre. CWTS hanggang 7 pm, Intro to Rhetoric na parang History, Bases of Speech na demanding (malamang dating vice chancellor ba naman ng UP Manila ang magturo sayo e), Voice and Diction na pronunciation overload, at Latin 10 na philosophy plus english Grammar.
Masaya sana e.
Kaya lang di ko alam kung gusto ko ba itong course ko.
Gusto ko naman talaga siya. Pero mas gusto ko yung course ko sana sa UP Manila na Speech Pathology. Wala talaga akong direksyon sa buhay. Gusto ko ang rhetoric (public address, debate, parliamentary procedures) kaya lang gusto ko rin ng science applied to speech. Mahal ko talaga ang speech. Maging speech comm o speech path. Wala kasi masyadong umaamin na ang speech ay hindi lang basta-basta. kinuha ko ang speech dahil tingin ko isa siyang science na dapat ring pagtuunan ng pansin. Kahit tignan niyo pa ang choices ko sa para sa UPCAT (Speech Comm, Speech Pathology, Organizational Comm, English Studies). Hindi ko kasi talaga alam na hindi ka na pala i-scree-screen for UP manila kapag pumasa ka na sa Diliman. Actually common sense dapat. Kaya lang masyado akong na-excite sa pag-a-aply sa UP.
Tinignan ko ang curriculum ng Speech Path kanina. Madami talagang science na mukha namang magugustuhan ko dahil wala masyadong math. Yung mga GE ko, nakaktuwa dahil ok siya para sa UP manila. Para talagang gusto ko na mag-transfer.
Sabi saking ng adviser ko sa speech comm, maganda daw kapag natapos ko ang speech comm at speech path, pero ano yun 25 years old na ako may dalawang degree pero walang Magister Atrium (latin yan hehehehe). Nakakalito. Ano ba talagang gagawin ko. Tapos ang dami ko pang gusto maliban sa speech path. Nandiyan ang education, law, music, ministering, at engineering ahahahahaha!
First week pa lang ramdam ko na na parang walang akong direksyon na tinatahak. Di ko talaga alam.
kaya ayun nag-aaral ako ng walang inpirasyon. kaya naman nakakatamad
Siguro kapag nagka-boarding house na ako o dormitoryo ay malalaman ko ang gusto kong maging. Labo!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
tapos na...

Just found out that musicnotes.com has a 's' on its web address (https://...). I had no idea until i tried to guess a credit card number (hehehehe)
s in a web add means security
s means you can safely use your credit card
s means i can ask my mom to buy me any music sheet or music book i want
(but i'm still working on it)
...
yesterday, we went to EK
i really enjoyed the space shuttle--it was all the tension down the drain (or the loop) i rode it several times alonebecause my siblings hated it (one vomitted and one got a backpain)
...
tapos na ang summer!
hay...
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
...
Kaya l
ang hanggang 7 ako tuwing monday at thursdayNakakatamad...
A stig talga si AI Taylor Hicks,
pero mas gusto ko pa rin si Elliot Yamin
sumali kaya ako sa Philippine Idol! (hehehehe)
Ayos yung rendi
tion ni elliotng Somebody to love, let down naman kasi yung kinanta niya sa top 3 week.pero mas gusto ko yung Do I Make You proud ni Taylor. Sayang rin si Katherine, maganda pa naman siya kaso lang di masyado magaganda yung kinanta niya. too bad.

Nakakaantok...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Currently reading "The Case for Easter" by Lee Strobel
astig talaga mga theologians, lalo na si William Lane Craig, PH.D., D.TH.
At si Bo sanchez na rin.
Gusto ko talaga magMA sa Theology
...
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Summer's update
Dallas made it past Spurs! whoo! nice for them to put Nowitzki to forward from power forward giving spurs a hard time guarding Dirk. Phoenix and Dallas up next! Hope Dallas would win.
I can't believe that my very first recital is already finished. It was Nerve wrecking, especially since my fingers slipped at the very beginning of my recital piece ("Chaconne" by A. Durand). There was this girl younger than me that played a beautiful piece entitled "The Wanderer" by Mendelssohn, and she really played it superbly. My piece was relatively easy--a fourth grader actually. I just felt bad that my brother and I weren't able to play a duet because I like to play accompaniment to his violin better than performing alone. Plus, accompanying gives you the right to your own rendition of a music piece. Well that's that anyway.
The Philippines has just been worldwidely acclaimed recently for givng the Da vinci code an R-18 for a rating.. It's a shame that Filipinos are hyping the novel/movie (not only the christians but also the non-christians). Shame, shame.

I Did a genearal cleaning of our room this morning and I realized how scattered my things are.
The HIPPIES won the Amazing Race (almost forgot about that)! Amazing Race 9 just boiled down to a brain game--remembering and arranging the flags of countries the racers visited in the race. I just love the hippies' defying the norms. They even pulled a trick on the "frat boys"--who were winning with their physically fit bodies but lost because they didn't know what the Thai flag looked like--in excahnge for the trick the frat boys pulled on them earlier in the race.
GO Hippies! You deserve the money.
Well, since the Da vinci is R-18 (and since i respect ratings) I and my family will be watching X-Men 3 tonight. can't wait to see psylocke and archange.
I just finished my CSI marathon up to season 5 so i guess i just have to stick to AXN's delayed season 6. Too bad America just finished season six last May 18.
I was able to watch the FIVB World Grand Prix yesterday, and italian vollyebelss are just the bomb! Though

they lost to Netherlands.
Now that's an update...
BYE!
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
My Parenthetical Entry
The incredibles...yup! i can't wait for incredibles 2 (which may be in the works)
I have a recital on May 20. A recital i was suppose not to attend due to summer classes
(my first actually--I dodged every potential recital throughout my music life)
Won't be able to attend a friend's debut (i feel so bad, really :C)
Is there really a one true self? (doing my think piece in sociology)
(5x+6)^(0)
who cares? (500 crunches, 3 sets tomorrow)
cool! [friends, CSI (not miami and definitely not new york), *a**** ***a*]
seeya! (adiós, adeus, au revoir, αντίο, arrivederci, vaarwel, paalam, Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye,)
I found out that i only got an 89 (percentile) for language in my UPCAT. ANd all the while i was thinking of it as my forte.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Weights and dates
225...
300...
450...
CRUNCHES!
weight training as PE for summer means instant body pain. Imagine doing crunches everyday with number of reps increased daily. I realized that I cannot even carrya 50-kilo barbell. I can't even do a single (yes, A SINGLE!) PULL UP. To think that i will be needing a minimum of three reps to get a 3 in my practicals
WHOO!
My PROF in a GE is so damn hot. From the way she speaks, to her beliefs, and of course to her
drop-dead-gourgeous body. Too bad that i just hate the subject she is teaching. On the other hand, never did i yawn in her class (maybe 'cause i'm stunnedÜ). Can anyone set us up? is dating a prof even allowed in UP?
WHOO!
Summer is hot, too hot for me actually. Both of y subjects adds up to the heat. PhYsIcAllY! GREEN GREEN GREEN.
summer is green. to green for me.
Saturday, April 15, 2006
1% of our barrio pics
Some Pictures From Our Barrio Work
Photos by Ate Allelu
Kuya Arnold, OJIN, "KaKa" Anthony, ME, and Nanay Fe near our house
3. UPSCA in our mid-immersion
I cannot place all the pics here obviously, so i'll probobly place them on my friendster account. These three pictures just showed the 2 families i have been with in the barrio work--My foster family anf my UPSCAN family!
CIAO!~
Friday, April 14, 2006
Post Barrio! (pix to follow)
>> The family I stayed with during he barrio work was so accomodatingly warm
It includes: tatay Aladin
nanay Fe
kuya Arnold
kuya Allan
Anthony "kaka"
Ferdinand
Beverly
and my cute and affectionate cousin/neighbor Ojin (3 yrs old)
>> they taught me almost everything they do for work and for fun!
My brothers even allowed me to join them in one of their "laots"
Fortunately, i was able to catch 4 fish (yehey! unbelievable)
>>But of course, problems was part of my being family.
1. We experienced a ZERO catch on one day whcih really made me feel bad
2. Then, the BUMBAY became my enemy for he was
3. at our house every morning trying to make my nay pay him.
i know my nanay really had a debt. But I hate the bumbay still!
4.There were also some minor family conflicts but were nevertheless solved.
5. Since i grew more attached to my family day by day, the hurt i felt for the family whenever we have problems (especially on finance) was also grwing stronger daily.
Like when my youngest brother didn't have money for the entrance fee to the bvasketball game, and the depreciated value of the similya we often sold to the "bayan buyer"
>> Whoo! I miss my family now that i'm reminiscing, especially my brothers whom i shared many of experiences with: like pangangasoy, connivng at the ice cream vendor to obtain his goods (katuwaan lang!), pangangamote, taking shortcuts on bukids, disturbing sleepy carabaos, serious work, stories about ghosts, lovers, and buhay maynila, and gazillions to list.
>>The barrio work was the best week of my life! It even taugfht my feet how to walk longer distances ( like from the bayan to the barrio!)
>>I learned so many things, which includes words such as:
1. Turu-turo
2. sensuro
3. ambay
4. pala-pala
5. sigay (lambat)
6. kwatro kantos!
7. alak san
8. similya (bangus at its baby form)
9. Pudpurang-labi (hahahaha)
10. blah blah blah!
>> also tasted so many fruits!:
1. karamay
2. sinegwelas
3. camachile
4. kasoy
5. mangga
6. caimito
7. Guyabano
8. camote
9. langka
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...We said our goodbyes to our families and tears started to wet my nanay's cheeks. I embraced her for all the things she taught me.
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After the barrio work, our cell phones and money were returned to us. I felt indifferent to them that holding my cell phone and money felt awkward. I was able to live for 8 days without them, I realized.
There are so many things in this experience that I want to share.
I just can't because reading about it would probobly bore you,
narrating them personally is so much better.
So, catch me if you want to know!
BYE! I'm not even used to typing already after the barrio work! hahahhah
( too bad i failed to get drunk (",) )
HOPE EVERYONE CAN TRY THIS EXPERIENCE.
IT 'S YOUR LOST IF YOU DON'T BUT CAN
Do good. Live simply.PRAY. ((<<--DGLSP!-->>))
JOIN UPSCA!










