BS Prostitution

UNIVERSITY OF THE PHLIPPNES
School of Human Erection and Titillation (SHET)
--under the Lagoon

Undergraduate Courses offered:

BS Prostitution
Major in Insertion (exclusive for males)
Major in Holing (exclusive for females)
Major in Oral Arts
Major in Fore Arts

BS Prostitution Management
Major in Child Trafficking
Major in Prostitute Traficking
Major in Drugging

BA Psychohedonism
BA Philohedonism

Sample CURRICULUM for a BS Prostitution Major
Students to be admitted by the institution will have to take the following subjects:

PROSTI 10 Introduction to Prostitution
PROSTI 11 Human Sexual Antomy
PROSTI 12 Prostitution for the Professionals
PROSTI 13 Bases of Prostitution

PROSTI 20 Ancient Prostitution
PROSTI 21 Modern Prostitution
PROSTI 22 Prostitution thorugh the Ages

PROSTI 101 Intra-Prostitution
PROSTI 102 Inter-Prostitution
PROSTI 103 Hetero-Prostitution
PROSTI 104 Homo-Prostitution

150 Series: Prostitutional Bathroom Etiquette
PROSTI 150 Intro to Bathroom Etiquette
PROSTI 151 Bathroom Intensity
PROSTI 152 Bathroom Philosophy
PROSTI 153 Bathroom Practicum

160 Series: Prostitutional Bedroom Etiquette
PROSTI 160 Intro to Bedroom Etiquette
PROSTI 161 Bedroom Intensity
PROSTI 162 Bedroom Philosophy
PROSTI 163 Bedroom Practicum

170 Series: Prostitutional Public Places Etiquette
PROSTI 170 Intro to Public Places Etiquette
PROSTI 171 Public Places Intensity
PROSTI 172 Public Places Philosophy
PROSTI 173 Public Display of Affection (PDA)
PROSTI 174 Public Display of Sex (PDS)
PROSTI 175 Public Places Practicum

PROSTI 198--Prostitution Practicum:
150 hours of night Prostitution
50 hours of morning prostitution

PROSTI 199--Research

PROSTI 200--Undergraduate Thesis

SHET Prosti CWTS--MTWThF/ 12:00 Midnight/ at Quezon Cirlce

in adddition to these, students should take the follwing subjects

4 (GE) Arts and Humanities
3 (GE) Math, Science and Technology
8 (Social Sciences and Philosophy)

Pornography 100.1 Pornography
Pornography 100.2 Pornonography (LAB)

Lubricants 10 Organinc Lubrication
Lubricants 11 Inorganic Lubrication

Complete 15 units on any of the following

Marijuana 10 Marijuana Politics
Marijuana 11 Marijuana for Pleasure

Ecstasy 10 Ecstacy Politics
Ecstacy 11 Ecstacy for Pleasure

Vicodin 10 Vicodin Politics
Vicodin 11 Vicodin for Pleasure

Shabu 10 Shabu Politics
Shabu 11 Shabu for pleasure

Rugby 10 Intro to Rugby
Rugby 11 Oral Rugby
Rugby 12 Fore Rugby
Rugby 13 Anal-itic Rugby

AYAN hahahahaha! astig diba
SERIOUSLY: concerned lang ako na bakit ang daming prostitutes sa bansa. Di pa rin ako naniniwala na ok lang ang prostituion kahit na awayin pa ako ng mga post-modern thinkers hahahha (conservative 'to tol)

Alam ko na may makikipag-argue na dapat i-llegalize ang prostitution, pero kung ganun bakit di na lang gawin talaga na may course sa prostitution, at least professional sila.

Bilang Pilipino at isang Katoliko ano nga ba ang dapat kung gawin? Di ko alam. Basta hahanapin ko pa hhehehehe

disclaimer: Everything here is FICTITIOUS,
Mahal kong UP pahiram lang po ng logo (di ko ginamit yung name ng UNIV.!)
(except for the fact that there is a POSSIBILITY for this to actually exist)

darft! D-A-R-F-T

1. ang tindi, nagsimula na ang catechism namin sa KNL High School first year. Ang hirap pasunurin ng mga bata, tapos 3 na sunod-sunod na klase hinwakana ko. hehehhehe. Iba nga talaga kapag publich school. Pero masaya pa rin. First time kasi e. Madami ako kagad nakilala... at natutunan tungkol sa mga studyante (first year)

2. Nagdefer na kao sa DESBSOC, nawala na kasi passion ko 4 debating or di lang talaga ako magaling ahaha--pumuli ka na lang

C is for chocolates

mouth-watering reese's--ka-adik!

A YM chat just reminded me of my all-time-second-favorite chocolate in the world (next to snickers classic at least).

I'm not a chocloate fanatic, i can barely finish a cup pf reese's what more a bar of snickers. I just wasn't born with a sweet tooth. But still, giving you my top 7 all-time favorite chocloates is still interesting i suppose. Do i even have the right to have an all-time favorite chocolate list despite my not having a sweet tooth?

1. Snickers classic

2. Reese's peanut butter cups

3. Kitkat chocolate wafers

4. Hershey's Barnone

5.Choc-nut

6. Meiji Macadamia

7. Other Meiji choclates- simply because my dad always brought these chocolates from Japan whenever he had office work there when i was still a kid (pero syempre available na 'to in all leading supermarkets nationwide hehehe).

Anyway ayan na yun... Hope you salivate (yak!) hehehe

A Con of boarding

I'm actually getting the hang of boarding now, but still i miss a more regular basis of blogging (Especially how the month of August is killing me hehehehe).

ACADS:
*Midterms for me are not until next week so study time is extended
*I got 2 term papers in line--one on spongebob and another
on spongebob-watchers
*is CAL going to really airconditn our lib?--COOL!

UPSCA:
*Just had our talents night wherein i bribed the judges hehehehe
*atended the HIMIG Reunion and UPSCA alumni just really know
how to sing. grabe

UPDS:
*Placed 4th in our first graded debate presented with the motion:
THBT kidnapping for ransom is a legitimate negotiation tool in the
mioddle east
*Attended the funfest yesterday wherein i made a "scene" shame! shame!
*Second graded debate on Wednesday(Socio-legal matters).

August is plainly the challenge of this sem.

Byers!

Hecks Hezbollahs, and Hamas

Friday PM
I just came home from my new boarding house. Astig diba? "Nag-bo-board" na ako. ehhehehe

Participated in 3 tambay debates last night up to 9 pm and i sucked big time. My standings were like 3rd to last. Heck how am i gonna pass?

Met up with an orgmate and introduced me to Alice's carinderia or sometin in Krus na Ligas where we ate (fried chix, mongo and rice) before i went back to the boarding house. All my roomates were out so i basically was home alone.

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Saturday AM

Now I am reviewing matter for our first graded debate on wednesday--talk about Hezbollahs and Hamas. Hope to get a high grade or to simply just pass.

Ayan, kapagod, magisa lang ako sa boarding house kagabi at kanina kasi umuwi na sila. Trafik pa sa UP dahil sa UPCAT.

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