BS Prostitution

UNIVERSITY OF THE PHLIPPNES
School of Human Erection and Titillation (SHET)
--under the Lagoon

Undergraduate Courses offered:

BS Prostitution
Major in Insertion (exclusive for males)
Major in Holing (exclusive for females)
Major in Oral Arts
Major in Fore Arts

BS Prostitution Management
Major in Child Trafficking
Major in Prostitute Traficking
Major in Drugging

BA Psychohedonism
BA Philohedonism

Sample CURRICULUM for a BS Prostitution Major
Students to be admitted by the institution will have to take the following subjects:

PROSTI 10 Introduction to Prostitution
PROSTI 11 Human Sexual Antomy
PROSTI 12 Prostitution for the Professionals
PROSTI 13 Bases of Prostitution

PROSTI 20 Ancient Prostitution
PROSTI 21 Modern Prostitution
PROSTI 22 Prostitution thorugh the Ages

PROSTI 101 Intra-Prostitution
PROSTI 102 Inter-Prostitution
PROSTI 103 Hetero-Prostitution
PROSTI 104 Homo-Prostitution

150 Series: Prostitutional Bathroom Etiquette
PROSTI 150 Intro to Bathroom Etiquette
PROSTI 151 Bathroom Intensity
PROSTI 152 Bathroom Philosophy
PROSTI 153 Bathroom Practicum

160 Series: Prostitutional Bedroom Etiquette
PROSTI 160 Intro to Bedroom Etiquette
PROSTI 161 Bedroom Intensity
PROSTI 162 Bedroom Philosophy
PROSTI 163 Bedroom Practicum

170 Series: Prostitutional Public Places Etiquette
PROSTI 170 Intro to Public Places Etiquette
PROSTI 171 Public Places Intensity
PROSTI 172 Public Places Philosophy
PROSTI 173 Public Display of Affection (PDA)
PROSTI 174 Public Display of Sex (PDS)
PROSTI 175 Public Places Practicum

PROSTI 198--Prostitution Practicum:
150 hours of night Prostitution
50 hours of morning prostitution

PROSTI 199--Research

PROSTI 200--Undergraduate Thesis

SHET Prosti CWTS--MTWThF/ 12:00 Midnight/ at Quezon Cirlce

in adddition to these, students should take the follwing subjects

4 (GE) Arts and Humanities
3 (GE) Math, Science and Technology
8 (Social Sciences and Philosophy)

Pornography 100.1 Pornography
Pornography 100.2 Pornonography (LAB)

Lubricants 10 Organinc Lubrication
Lubricants 11 Inorganic Lubrication

Complete 15 units on any of the following

Marijuana 10 Marijuana Politics
Marijuana 11 Marijuana for Pleasure

Ecstasy 10 Ecstacy Politics
Ecstacy 11 Ecstacy for Pleasure

Vicodin 10 Vicodin Politics
Vicodin 11 Vicodin for Pleasure

Shabu 10 Shabu Politics
Shabu 11 Shabu for pleasure

Rugby 10 Intro to Rugby
Rugby 11 Oral Rugby
Rugby 12 Fore Rugby
Rugby 13 Anal-itic Rugby

AYAN hahahahaha! astig diba
SERIOUSLY: concerned lang ako na bakit ang daming prostitutes sa bansa. Di pa rin ako naniniwala na ok lang ang prostituion kahit na awayin pa ako ng mga post-modern thinkers hahahha (conservative 'to tol)

Alam ko na may makikipag-argue na dapat i-llegalize ang prostitution, pero kung ganun bakit di na lang gawin talaga na may course sa prostitution, at least professional sila.

Bilang Pilipino at isang Katoliko ano nga ba ang dapat kung gawin? Di ko alam. Basta hahanapin ko pa hhehehehe

disclaimer: Everything here is FICTITIOUS,
Mahal kong UP pahiram lang po ng logo (di ko ginamit yung name ng UNIV.!)
(except for the fact that there is a POSSIBILITY for this to actually exist)